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April 28th,
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So this woman at the checkouts today wanted to set me up with her daughter? Apparently I'm Pakistani now. And Muslim. But what the hell, the girl was hot in her picture. You only live once, right?
I brought home a crapload of bread, coffee, cereal and some other random stuff. It's in the kitchen. Technically it's all out of date as of today but we all know Best Before End dates are a conspiracy designed by the supermarkets to make us waste food and spend more money.
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July 3rd,
2009 1:28 pm
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I don't know why but kissing is like a million times better when you do it in water.
Hahaha my boss left me five messages on my cell. I'm gonna call him back and tell him I have swine flu. Hello week long vacation.
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May 21st,
2009 3:31 pm
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I forget who has the quake powers around here but they totally broke the last clean bowl in the kitchen last night. Uncool, guys. How do I eat my Lucky Charms now?
Really don't want to go to work today. Inspections suck.
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May 7th,
2009 12:29 am
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Uh, I think the guy who lives in the pool got a girlfriend. At least I think it's a girl. The person has pink hair, so.
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April 24th,
2009 1:51 am
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Hey, I'm Berto. Art found me after I fell on my ass and my powers went a little schizo. It's kinda comforting to know that I'm not a science experiment gone wrong after all.
So do you guys really live together in an old hotel?
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April 2nd,
2009 12:24 am
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So you wanna spin the world around( ? )
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